Antysabthik

 11 MAY 2025

OBN

Let's start with a joke,

How will you say that simi is coming with tea,....

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Come on it is easy ....

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Well , 

Similarity ( similaaritea).

Another one, 

How will you reply ,if your aunty asks about your well being

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The answer is 

Drum rolls 

Antysabthik,(Antiseptic)

Well before you guys title me the queen of PJ

These are the jokes brought to you by none other then SANJAY.

So we are at war with P

akistan, 

Although there is a ceasefire, but I would rather trust my conspiracy theory than to trust this rogue state, 

So the point is Sanjay is back as he has not got any holidays this year his senior said go and enjoy after that no holidays for you, 

So he is back and called me that I am in town  . Then somehow plan picked up and Nanhu's birthday was also there so we met up at our obvious place = Ma'am's place.

My ledger with visits to ma'am's place have been everything but short.

More or less It has became a ritual to give an attendance there, she being our teachers takes it religiously.

Birthday girl  is here.

I don't know how but she is already in 12th, 

Have amazing sense of taking photos, a good painter , a gifted calligraphists and now head girl of her school.

I mean she was in 4 th how just how, 

Her reaction to this would be , "didi isko time guzarna kehte hai , adulating khelte hai or ek or baat main aapse height main  bhi badi hoon .

Well ladies and gentlemen that is Saayujya for you, my favourite or I should say first among equals.

Although for past few year I have been wishing her on 11 may but recently I came to know that it is actually 12 may, so from now on I will be wishing her on 12 mayy? 

Noo, that's not happening, from now on her birthday will only be on 11 may.

Classic way of correcting my mistake.

We reached there at 1700 hrs which is 5 o'clock. Well it was race against time as I being the spoil sport always sing song of going back, which is correctly described by ma'am saying "Aati baad main hai Jane ka geet pehle hota hai".

Well what to do I am a good singer. log jalte hai mere talent se.

Nanhu being the generous host  has gifted us a bracelet which is no buri nazar types bracelet.

Well as we are precious so it became necessary to wear these kind of things.

And it already has my heart .

 

They say , we are surprised that how could you go and meet your teacher that too so many time, and  we say, yaaa yaaa , It is just something more than a bond and all ,

So today, Ma'am has to attend a seminar so she came late and we idiots jumped there and disturbed all her schedule, we did not let her eat or have her coffee or  even she sat there with us, and without complaining she attended us . that's the reason people, that is the reason.

You can see, how still that towel is holding her stress back,,

So that being said Nanhu's birthday was more about chocolates for me. Basically, I am the one with the sweet tooth and Ma'am is the one with the strength,the intelligence and the sense of humour - that I try to steal. Try to.

I know ma'am reaction to this would be " oh. okay . Par yeh towel wali photo ka point kya tha.

( nanhu if you're reading this, Sanjay is the one who ate your choclate not me) 

And if Sanjay, you're reading this ( please don't be mad at me ).

For context, for Nanhu's birthday we got her some  Chocolates but I ate one  teeny tiiiny piece  from the pack which works, because they were real goooooooooddddddd. 

Still nanhu, Sanjay ate them.

Here I don't know what evil has entered in me and I am smiling like a person who just got possessed and nanhu is totally judging me for this .

Then uncle came, 

and uncle and Sanjay had some talks about current situation meanwhile nanhu showed me photos which she took of herself, the nature ,  ma'am's , food, lake , road, moon and  everything..

To which I said go for photography but I was sitting close to ma'am and there was fear of some invisible karate move so then I said first give your competitive exams than pursue it as a hobby,.

Well  maut ko choo ke thak se vapas aa sakti hoon.

This was the evil which I was taking about....

Then we said bye

 and Sanjay said if there will be time he will come back, to which ma'am said okay, we will be happy to host you.

 

Then I said if I will be left alive after my exams then I will also come back , to which ma'am laughed ,

 I mean how much beizzati is boht zada beizzati 

Komal : yes 

Well that's it people, here's to long conversation on me not having  happiness, life,sleep and me not having a pan card , 

 and also to bollywood , mooch and lugdi. 

Hope to see them soon .

P.s if I am alive.

hope to see thing as antysepptik ....

Till then,

Good bye 

People of the world .

Honarable mentioned 

Shree Pikachu ji

In case you are wondering 

Nanhu is the painter.

Good bye...