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 Hello people of the world, 

I know it's been really really long since I wrote something.

Well here comes an interesting blog, or rather i should say here comes the sun tu tu roo ....

The news is drumrolls.............

🥁 

Sanjay Got Engaged..... 

To 

Sanjana... 

I know .......... 

Full on rab ne bana di jodi typesss.

Well let me tell you about the day how that engagement day was...

Sanjay as now you know he wants to do everything in hurry, he wants all of us there at 9 o'clock so we intelligent people thought 

"shadi wala Ghar hai late toh ho hi jayege", so with all our intelligence we reached his house at 12 o'clock , 

paras picked gunnu first then came to my house then again went to his house and picked his sister Riya didi then we thought ki ab toh chal hi padege , and we will only join them at bhabhi's house but no no no , 

Sanjay is more intelligent then us, he knew we would pull such prank so he invited us hours ago , and we went to bhabhi's  house at 4pm .......

Mr evil genius, 

So we rested at Sanjay's sister room.

 Gunnu watched splits villa , Riya didi watched guunu watching spiltsvila 

and I watched Riya didi watching gunnu watching spilts villa,

And paras watched all of us doing that...

Well then Sanjay came served us water proper jal lijiye types

 and also broke a glass ,

Because he is intelligent but also an idiot to which riya didi said it's good omen so we believed .

Now after all this ghachar ghochr, we wanted him to get ready but he was lying there as humari picnic chal rahe hai.

 Good lord bhabhi is ke liye tayir ho rahi hai for  3 hrs, that to she came all the way to sarkaghat to get ready.

Well then to which he reply's

 dulha apne time she ready hoga....

 Then he got ready ,

And finally we went to bhabhi's house, 

Full on main character energy,

As we were from groom's side we were served water , sodas and all food items but we intelligent people were interested in eating toot, it's a kind of gooseberry, ab society hume batayengi kya khana hai ?

so our intelligent friend Panshul grabbed some and we ate, 

Then we went to stage to give our ashirwad to him and we took ma'am also with us on stage she and nanhu joined us through a very innovative technology called video call and we got our photo clicked and  as now Sanjay can't be mad at ma'am for not being there as she was there.... 

Damn I am very intelligent.......

Then we signed off  , goofed around and talked to nanhu and ma'am did some leg pulling of each other and

lada sahab took some more ashirwad and  went to click photos.

And ladies and gentlemen that is how Sanjay got engaged. I still can't believe one of us got engaged.... 

 Honarable mention...

1. Do sundar log 🧿  ab lag raha hai taiyar ho ke aaya hai... 

2. Is admi ki vibe kahin bhi match ho jati hai, 

Also he was responsible for dropping bhabhi home after she is done with her makeup but for obvious reasons he was late, bhabhi was like jahaj bana do gaadi ka kahin dulha mujhse pehle na puch jayeee.

But somehow he managed and dropped bhabhi before dulha .... to which he says I don't like responsibilities to which gunnu says vo tujhe kabhi di hi nahi ...  she ate and left no crumbs....

That's it people of the world, Sanjay got engaged...... 

He should tatoo her name on his shoulder, the same way hritik did for kareena in main Prem ki deewani hoon, ab itna filmy ho hi gaya hai toh thoda or sahi..... 

Kasam ki kasam hai kasam se........

 Well before I get distracted again , that's all folks, 

We are officially old now but I have a deal with God, let others grow old not me.... Classic joey.. iykyk

As my ledger with the weddings has been short but all my friends are getting married so there is going to be some new journal entries untill then let's try to match balance sheet... 

See you all in the next one..