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 Hello people of the world, 

I know it's been really really long since I wrote something.

Well here comes an interesting blog, or rather i should say here comes the sum tu tu roo ....

The news is drumrolls.............

🥁 

Sanjay Got Engaged..... 

To 

Sanjana... 

I know .......... 

Full on rab ne bana di jodi typesss.

Well let me tell you about the day how that engagement day was...

Sanjay as now you know he wants to do everything in hurry, he wants all of us there at 9 o'clock so we intelligent people thought that shadi wala Ghar hai late toh ho hi jayege, so with all our intellengencee we reached his house at 12 o'clock , paras picked gunnu first then came to my house then again went to his house and picked his sister Riya didi then we thought ki ab toh chal hi padege , and we will only join them at bhabhi s house but no no no , Sanjay is intelligent then us, he knew we would pull such prank so he invited us hours ago , and we went to bhabhi's  house at 4pm .......

Mr evil genius, 

So we rested at Sanjay's sister room.

 Gunnu watched splits villa , Riya didi watched guunu watching spills vila 

and I watched Riya didi watching gunnu watching spilts villa,

And paras watched all of us doing that...

Well then Sanjay came served us water proper jal lijiye types

 and also broke a glass 

Because he is intelligent but also an idiot to which riya didi said it's good omen so we believed .

Now after all this ghachar ghochr, we wanted him to get ready but he was lying there as hum picnic kar rahe hai

 Good lord bhabhi is ke liye tayie ho rahi hai for  2 hrs se that to she came all the way to sarkaghat to get ready.

Well then to which he reply's dulha apne time she ready hoga....

Well then he got ready ,

And finally the went to bhabis house, 

Full on main character energy,

As we were from groom's side we were served water , sodas and all food items but we intelligent people were interested in eating toot, it's a kind of gooseberry, ab society hume batayengi kya khana hai ?so our intelligent friend panshul grabbed some and we ate, 

Then we went to stage to give our ashirwad to him and we took ma'am also with us on stage she and nanhu joined us through a very innovative technology called video call and we got our photo clicked and  as now Sanjay can't be mad at ma'am for not being there as she was there.... 

Damn I am very intelligent.......

Then we signed off  , goofed around and taked to nanhu and ma'am did some leg pulling of each other and

lada sahab took some more ashirwad and then went to click photos.

And ladies and gentlemen that is how Sanjay got engaged. I still I can't believe one of us got engaged.... 

 Honarable mention...

1. Do suundar log 🧿  ab lag raha hai taiyari ho ke aaya tha,, 

2. Is admi ki vibe kahin bhi match ho jati hai, 

Also he was responsible for dropping bhabhi home after she is s done with her makeup but for obvious reasons he was late, but then he reached there, bhabhi was like jahaj bana do gaadi ka kahin dulha mujhse pehle na puch jayeee.

well but somehow he managed and dropped bhabhi before dulha .... to which he says I don't like responsibilities to which gunnu says vo tujhe kabhi di hi nahi ... Well she ate and left no crumbs....

That's it people of the world, Sanjay got engaged...... 

He should tatoo her name on his shoulder, the same way hritik did for kareena in main Prem ki deewani hoon, ab itna filmy ho hi gaya hai toh thoda or sahi..... 

Kasam ki kasam hai kasam se........

 Well before I get distracted again , that all folks, 

As my ledger with the weddings has been short but all my friends are getting married so there is going to be some new journal entries untill then let's try to match balance sheet... 

See you all.